LISTEN UP FOLKS
This quarantine has done a number on a lot of us, I know. We’re feeling sluggish and slow and fat and small and weak ALL AT THE SAME TIME... it’s a drag. That said this WILL end, and when it does you’re going to want to hit the ground running, so if you’re not RUNNING to Bodytech for your goods you’re behind the curve, bud.
Customer service? Bar none. You’d think by how they respond to emails that they were literally EXPECTING you.
Shipping? Right to your fkn’ door fast and discrete. No factor.
Quality? I dare you to find a better lab. I’ve been using these guys exclusively for a year straight and all their products are good2go, and you’re pissin’ in the wind if you think you can change my mind.
And if none of this was enough, these fkn’ guys put on a contest for FREE GEAR to keep fellas motivated during the pandemic, to which I was the VERY happy recipient.
It doesn’t matter if you’re looking for joint relief, to add 500lbs to your deadlift, go from a little chimp to an ANABOLIC APE or pound your girl (or guy, whatever wets your whistle) into the stratosphere, they got what you need and you’re gonna fkn’ love every second of it.
Now quit dickin’ around and gear up now before those gym doors re-open or you will be PLAYING CATCH-UP with the smart folks ✌
Stay Joocy